A letter

[angelchicken]

Dear LJ Fairy,

Some may call me greedy. Maybe they're right. But I have been so good these past few months, since we last conversed. I have spread the love far and wide and I have embraced change.

Because of my LJ Fairy gift I have:
-Gotten a new job that I truly like
-gone to the dentist (and I'm going back on Monday)
-gone to the dermatologist
-walked at least two miles four times a week
-eaten all my vegetables
-continued to embrace porn and debauchery

I would continue on this path of goodness and light if I were to get some more paid months. I am not quilting you. I am not saying I won't continue on this path without the paid account, but it would be ever so nice to have.

I am sorry if I seem greedy, it is not my intent. I know there are a lot of other starving lj children in the lj world, and I am but one. But if you could find it in your big, beautiful and very generous heart I would love you forever and continue to embrace porn the way it is meant to be embraced.

All my love,

AngelChicken

ps- Did I mention how wise and perfect you are? You are still my favorite fairy. Even more than Ted.

Comments

[mishamcm.livejournal.com]

Ah, I wish I wasn't impoverished and could sprinkle fairy dust on all my LJ-friends. (Hint hint: I'll probably be impoverished next July when my paid account runs out.)

I hope you will find it in your heart to continue the embracing of porn and debauchery, no matter how many fairies it takes.