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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young PIMP named SPIKE. He was HAPPILY SHAGGING in the WEE forest when he met FRUITY XANDER, a run-away WHORE from the DIRRTY Queen BUFFY.

SPIKE could see that FRUITY XANDER was hungry so he reached into his TEST TUBE and give him his CRINKLY OYSTERS. FRUITY XANDER was thankful for SPIKE's OYSTERS, so he told SPIKE a very GRAND story about Queen BUFFY's daughter CANDY. How her mother, the DIRRTY Queen BUFFY, kept her locked away in a IGLOO protected by a gigantic AARDVARK, because CANDY was so BEHEMOTH.

SPIKE SHAGGED. He vowed to FRUITY XANDER the WHORE that he would save the BOHEMOUTH CANDY. He would SUCK the AaRDVARK, and take CANDY far away from her eveil mother, the DIRRTY Queen BUFFY, and SHAG her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FLIRTY SHAGGING and FRUITY XANDER the WHORE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ARDVAARK from his story. DIRRTY Queen BUFFY LUSTED out from behind a CRYSTAL BALL and struck SPIKE dead. In the far off IGLOO you could hear a BLEAT.