Grrrrrrr

[angelchicken]

Oh my god. You know what pisses me off. Really truly fantastically pisses me off?

I am sitting at my desk. I have two tupperware containers next to me. One has grapes, cherries, blueberries and a plumb. The other has Reduced Fat Cheez-nips (which, by the by, are the bomb. rocknrollgidget is obviously always right and I am not sure how I didn't know that before now. Deepest apologies).

So I am minding my business, doing my work and stuff when this chick Maria comes up to me and goes "Oh, you're so bad. You shouldn't eat that (meaning the nips)".

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Did I ask for commentary on my choice of breakfast/lunch thingy? Yes, I have lost a lot of weight (partially because I was having major anxiety and panic attacks and was afraid to eat anything lest I trigger a heart attack, which, I'm thinking I don't particularly want to go back to that mind frame, thanks all the same). Yes, I am not eating as well as I used to (see previous parentheses).

But DID I FUCKING Ask you to become my dietition? Just because you are constantly talking about your weight and what you eat doesn't mean that I CARE. Because I don't. And I may eat some of this crap, but I am still skinnier than you, bitch!

Grrr. And I was in an okay mood.

Comments

[sunbrae.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of a time when a friend (I use that in the loosest definition) told me I shouldn't eat my muffin because I didn't need it. She outweighed me by a good 50 lbs. Yeah, I was ticked.

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

People can be so freaking obnoxious. Eat your muffin. Love your muffin. Embrace your muffin.

And wow, that sounds dirty. Hee!

[rocknrollgidget.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I get such a thrill from having my snack reviews validated?

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Hee! Absolutely not!