The Oscars. Semi liveblog. Maybe

[angelchicken]

* Who is bitchface with George Clooney. And what's with his hair?

* I love and adore Sandra's dress. So pretty!

* Zak Efron would be better if he was RPattz. I'm just saying.

* Kathy Ireland! I remember her!

* So far, no horrifying dresses.

* Why on earth is Mariah Carry there?
Oh right! She's in precious.
* cameron diaz has STUNNING earrings

* What was that Whoopi commercial? Seriously?

* What's with all of the nice dresses? WHERE IS THE CRAP?

* Miley? really? Go Away! (Though I admit I have occasionally watched Hannah Montana at six in the morning while hungover. Don't judge).

* I love Kate Winslet. She is so wonderful.

* Oh! I saw Avatar today. It was good. Visually stunning. I hope it wins technical awards. Maybe art direction.

* Gabby Sidibe looks fantastic! Excellent choice of dress. And she's so freaking adorable.

* Here is what bugs me about Taylor Lautner. Always has in both interviews and in the Twilight movies: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A VALLEY BOY! Holy crap, you sound like a ditz!

* Maryl looks surprisingly great. For Meryl.

* OMG I LOVE GABBY EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SPELL HER NAME!

* BWAH HA HA HA HA! I love Steve Martin. LOVE HIM.

* Helen Miran looks amazing!

* AWESOME THE JERK REFERENCE!

* I really want Colin Firth to win.

*NPH!

* Wow. People actually seemed to enjoy this! A happy audience! Hooray!

* Wow, Bitchface is CLUTCHING The Clooney's arm. Don't worry Bitchface! He's not going to ditch you for a better piece at the Oscars. Probably.

* That Jimmy Kimel commercial made me laugh out loud. Ben and Jennifer are such good sports.

* What the fuck is with those dresses on Miley and Amanda? YEESH!

* Molly Ringwald looks . . . startled. But I like the John Hughes Tribute. Did I tell you I was in school with his son? He came to school for career day once and framed my face as an example. It's true!
God, his films really were just amazing. He really was a talented and incredible filmmaker.

* Kristen. You're at the Academy Awards! Stop with the Bitchface! You'll still be famous without George Clooney.

* Aw, I have nothing against the dude who did win, but I wish Wallace and Grommet won. They are the best.

* WtF with the Short Documentary winner? Heh. First playoff? So strange.

* Chris Pine is so hot.

Okay, I'm done for now. Too sleepy and ready to just watch. xoxo

Okay, one more thing: KStew looks so pretty! Yes, uncomfortable, but PRETTY! YAY!

Comments

[jrs1980.livejournal.com]

Mariah was in Precious.



And apparently she was quite good.

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

That's right! I recall that now.

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

<< * Who is bitchface with George Clooney. And what's with his hair? >>

OMG! We're sharing a brain. Those were my two thoughts exactly!

Frankly, all I care about tonight is that James "I'm a self-Important Asshole" Cameron and Avaar not win Best Picture. (Yes, I'm a petty bitch - and proud of it, too.)

[shadowlass.livejournal.com]

* Molly Ringwald looks . . . startled.

Yeah, I found that distracting. I think she may have been straining to read the teleprompter.

[thehappyluddite.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which one of Zac Efron's handlers let him out of the house wearing ALL of the cover-up from his local Rite Aid, but that person should be fired, pronto.

I know Bella is your girl, AC, but I really, really, really, wish she would smile for once, and you know, PRETEND to be happy that she's a working actress instead of just grimacing all the time. I am thinking it's a shtick, but it's a wee bit irritating.

And Diane Kruger's dress was odd (kind of like a consumptive old-timey Wild West hooker), and it seemed to be missing the best accessory of all -- PACEY.

[the-lbb.livejournal.com]

Elisabetta Canalis was the bitch face with George Clooney. I don't think she got *any* of the jokes or film references. I thought his GF's name was fairly common knowledge, but no on at the party I was at knew who she was either. Clearly, I watch too much E!

Miley Cyrus is Adam Shankman's pet, and he produced the Oscar's so I guess that's why she got to present. She looked old. And orange.

She & Kristen Stewart both need to practice walking with a book on their heads.

The dresses may have been okay, but all the crap was in the hair & makeup. I feel bad for Sandra Bullock that had to accept an Oscar with that limp hair & day-glo lipstick.