!!!

[angelchicken]

Is this three?

So soon?

I don't know if it counts!

But I was just at a nature center and while looking at the bird coop (chickens, roosters, turkeys and geese) a goose STUCK IT'S HEAD THROUGH A FENCE SLAT AND BIT ME ON THE KNEE!

Is the bird attack trifecta complete?

Can I no longer live in fear?

I just don't know.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Hee!

I think you're in the clear now.

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hope so! I WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR OF BIRDS ANY MORE!

Maybe . . .

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but this is just. too. funny.

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Heh. I understand.

It's all somewhat absurd. =)

[shadowlass.livejournal.com]

...Or is it the beginning of a completely separate trifecta of biting bird attacks?

*cue sinister music*

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

!!!

I didn't even *think* of that!

Will I spend the rest of my days in knee pads?

Under an umbrella?

[shadowlass.livejournal.com]

Well, when I was a wee toddler a goose once bit me on the tuckus. You might want to invest in one of these.

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

No! My bottom is already too sticky-outy!

I will just rely on the natural padding of my behind and also the part where it is, for the most part, higher then a goose. I hope.

*walks with hands over bottom*

[disbelief11.livejournal.com]

You're bird bait!

Have you been eating lots of poultry lately? Or done something to piss off the avian community?

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

I am!

I don't know *what* I could have done! I am a friend to all creatures, even if I might piss some of them off by not coming home for 24 hours. But I am almost 98% certain that Peekie doesn't have connections with the Schaumburg Nature Center Geese.

Maybe 97% sure.

[fleetpete.livejournal.com]

It's because you angered El Pollo Diablo (http://pollo-diablo.livejournal.com).

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

NO! I DO NOT WANT THAT TO BE ME!

[http://users.livejournal.com/bliss_/]

I love geese, but I've always been warned that they're mean and really hurt you when they bite.

So I have to ask, did it hurt?

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

They ARE mean! I had named him (her?) and everything and she turned on me!

But it was really only a quick nip and more then anything, it startled me.

The Canadian Geese in Lincoln Park are crazy and will totally try to take down a family of four if their bored. I know this . . . for no particular reason. . .