Something that bears mentioning
Jun. 11th, 2008 08:03 pmI can't believe I didn't post this sooner! Because of the oddness factor, at the very least!
A bird flew into my head today.
A bird (pigeon).
Flew.
My head.
Clotheslined.
By a wing.
Does stuff like that actually happen? I mean, the absurdity of the whole thing is such that I am vaguely curious as to whether I imagined it.
But I didn't.
Because of the THUD to the back of my head.
Where a bird flew into it.
A bird flew into my head today.
A bird (pigeon).
Flew.
My head.
Clotheslined.
By a wing.
Does stuff like that actually happen? I mean, the absurdity of the whole thing is such that I am vaguely curious as to whether I imagined it.
But I didn't.
Because of the THUD to the back of my head.
Where a bird flew into it.
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-12 02:03 am (UTC)I, on the other hand, was a jot stunned.
I mean, really? That happened?
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:24 am (UTC)At least it didn't poop on you. I got bombed once.
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:26 am (UTC)That is a sad thing. And once i had the extra up yours where it got me *and* my coffee.
That just hurt.
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Date: 2008-06-12 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-12 02:58 am (UTC)I've nearly been hit in the head by a bird, though not a pigeon. At my college, the starlings would go crazy in the springtime, deciding that anyone walking in the quad was trying to infiltrate their nests. Ever vigilant, they'd dive bomb people who were walking by. I only avoided being hit because the sun was behind me and I saw the shadow of the bird and was able to duck at the last second.
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Date: 2008-06-17 11:54 pm (UTC)And Holy Crap! Starlings are scary, yo! I'm glad the sun was on your side!
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Date: 2008-06-12 04:47 am (UTC)I'm glad you're okay, but your story did make me laugh and laugh and laugh.
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Date: 2008-06-17 11:55 pm (UTC)And it didn't hurt or anything, so that was good.
Crows are mean ol' suckers. They freaked me out when I was wee.
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Date: 2008-06-13 12:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-17 11:56 pm (UTC)I never thought I'd say that.
And thank goodness it didn't break my nose! That would be quite a silly break, indeed (after the painful, of course).