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[angelchicken]

So, I'm sitting here, happily eating my dinner and reading Go Fug Yourself when I take a bite and feel . . . hurt. Like a wee bit of stabbity pain. But I had a bit of Dorito so I think that might be it. Then I take a bite of my delicious home made turkey chili (important as it contains no stabbity foods) and still the hurt.

Well, I take it to the next level, oh yes. I floss.

It is then that I notice something curious. The pain, it is internal. The cause? My freaking tooth is broken in half WTF!!!!

Not cool, mouth. I mean, I know I have had many a dental problem in the past but this is just not a good thing at all. So I called the dentist's answering service and the guy is spectacularly unhelpful.

Me: Hi. I broke a tooth. I need them to call me to see if I can come in tomorrow.
Him: Well, I can't make an appointment. You have to talk to them.
Me: Right. Can you have them call me when they open at seven so I can schedule an appointment to have the part of my SKULL that is LOOKING TO BREAK FREE checked out?
Him: *long bored pause* Okay. What's your name and number.

WHATever. I mean, maybe I am overreacting but dude. This sucks, yo.

Hopefully they can take care of it in the morning. Fingers crossed, if you don't mind, my dears. Also, damn it! Another root canal, I bet. Feh.

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In decidedly happier news, thank you and *so much love* to marsterslady and sweet_ali for the virtual candy! Most virtually delicious and I can guarantee that they didn't make my tooth break!

*loves and loves*

Happy Valentine's Day, my friends! So much love to all of you!

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eta: and now I am going to be spending the rest of the night trying not to play with it or notice it and it is going to be a niggling irritation all night and into tomorrow or whenever they can see me. GRRR!

eta(again): Just got the best e-card from sunbrae! It was hysterical and I can not thank you enough! *loves you*

Comments

[sunbrae.livejournal.com]

No lie, my mother broke her tooth in half from eating a Dorito. This was like...fifteen years ago, I think? It was freaky.

I hope the dentist can see you tomorrow! *cuddles*

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Dude, nobody warned me about the doritos!

And I was just thinking about how I loved my building because I can go get Doritos from the store downstairs because it rocks. Bah!

But I am much better and laughing like a crazy person after my wonderful card that I *adore*. It was hysterical. Thank you, Sunny! I love you TOO!

[shadowlass.livejournal.com]

Awww! You're moving past the fun sex/drinking/unlimited spending part of adulthood and finding its ugly dark side. At leat you have the excuse of eating something crispy--I broke a tooth on a baked potato once.

[ghoulchick.livejournal.com]

Oy! This whole thing brought back icky memories of my tooth hole a few years ago. I *totally* feel you: http://ghoulchick.livejournal.com/210295.html

I don't care what anyone says, I do NOT think it is overreacting! I think it is a completely legitimate thing to freak out over! I'm shuddering just thinking about tooth!in!half! Aaaaaiiiiieeee!!!!! *grimace*

Yeesh! Take care. I'll be thinking of you. And your creepy tooth halves. o_O

*hugs*