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bettyp who I don't actually know, but she gives good questions to pass the time. And yes, I mention "The Angel Spoiler"
1. What's your favourite season? And why?
I like them all, but I am going to go with two. Evil Spike. Angelus. Funny. Sad (geesh! Becoming 2!). Good and bad. It defines everything I like in good television and storytelling. Mind, I also like seasons four, five, six, seven, three and one (in varying order, depending on the day)
2. What's your favourite episode? And why?
Becoming part 2 will always be my fave, much for the same reason S2 is my fav. I love the funny ("You hit me with an axe once. Remember 'Get the hell away from my daughter'") the exciting (the sword fight was incredible), the heartbreaking (The entire end.) "Close your eyes", The Full of Grace. Willow and Xander at the hospital. Willow doing the spell. Spike's "I like this world" speach. Giles not breaking under torture. Buffy's "I have to save the world. Again." speech. Everything.
3. What's your favourite episode from season 1?
I like The Pack and I like Prophecy Girl but S1 is not my favorite season.
4. What's your favourite episode from season 2?
See above. But for variety, I also love Becoming part 1 and School Hard
5. What's your favourite episode from season 3?
I like Lovers Walk, Band Candy, Graduation day 1&2. I am indecisive. I can't pick just one. Usually.
6. What's your favourite episode from season 4?
Hush, Something Blue, Restless. See. Indecisive.
7. What's your favourite episode from season 5?
The Gift Had to edit to ad Fool for Love! Christ! How could I forget that one!
8. What's your favourite episode from season 6?
Dead Things, Tabula Rasa, Once More with Feeling, Afterlife.
9. What's your favourite episode from season 7?
Conversations with Dead People, Selfless, Beneath You, Lies My Parents Told Me, Chosen
10. Who's your favourite character? Why?
Buffy (followed closely by Spike) because she is an inperfect and unwilling hero, but she always steps up to the plate whether she wants to or not. She is deeply flawed, but deeply caring as well. She is cunning and funny and fucks up and saves the day and stakes with a quip. She loves her family and friends and she loves the world.
11. Who's your least favourite character? Why?
If we are talking regulars, I would say Riley. Only because he and Buffy had no chemistry. He started off cute. I liked him in the Freshman. But 1) He was involved in the black hole that was the initiative and 2) He sucked all the life out of a scene. Not the actor, mind. Just the character.
12. Who was your favourite big bad? Why?
I loved Angelus. He was the ultimate mindfuck. Loved that. They Mayor was also cool because he was so damn sweet and knew that it was factually true that there is more that one way to skin a cat.
13. Least favourite big bad? Why?
Adam was dull, dull, dull. (But George Hertzburg(yes?) is quite the hottie and terribly funny)
14. Do you like Kennedy?
Not so much, no.
15. Who's your favourite couple?
Gosh. I don't know. Hmmmmmmm. Spuffy, mayhaps? ;)
16. If you could have any two people hook up from Buffy, who would YOU pick?
Peeps on the show that didn't hook up? I guess Spike and Xander (I have no idea why or how this ship latched onto me, but it latched but good!). I would also pair Giles and Anya.
17. Would it be a serious relationship or just once for sex type of thing?
Serious, but snarky. See any Spander byeliade or "We're Not Gay, We're Just Friends who have Sex" by juliatheyounger. And for Ganya, see Lori's "Giles & Spike Collection".
18. Do you think Spike and Buffy make a cute couple?
More than any one else in the history of the Buffyverse. They were made for each other.
19. Which fight on Buffy do you think was the best?
I have four fights (again. Indecisive):
-Buffy and Angel's sword fight from Becoming 2
-Slayer fight from Graduation Day 1
-Daylight fight b/w Spike and Buffy in Harsh Light of Day
-Ally/Subway fight with Spike/Nikki and Spike/Buffy from Fool for Love.
20. If you could make any two Buffy characters fight ... who would they be?
Spike and Angel
21. Who would win?
Spike, because he would fight a bit dirtier than Angel.
22. Would the other die?
Probably not. But his shit would be fucked up, yo.
Other Stuff
23. Do you often say, 'Oh my JOSS!'?
Not much. Or at all. Although I can understand why one would say that.
24. Who was your favourite musical guest on Buffy?
I liked Aimee (Amy?) Mann. And Michelle Branch (though I really can't stand MB these days).
25. What's your favourite condom flavor?
Condoms have flavors? Well, chocolate would be nice. Any maybe mint. Junior Mint flavor?
26. What does that have to do with Buffy?
There is only one ep that showed condom use? And it was evil?
27. Which season do you think Buffy had the best hair?
5
28. Willow?
6
29. Xander?
3
30. Giles?
When did it change?
31. Did you like Maggie Walsh's hair?
Not particularly. But I didn't really care for Maggie Walsh, hair included.
32. Do you think the actress who played Professor Walsh would make a good Kay Scarpetta in a movie?
Maybe. I don't know. Eh. Maybe not.
33. If you could meet any Buffy cast member, or special guest, or even an extra ... who would it be?
James. James, James, James. And have I mentioned I met him? He has soft hands. And beautiful eyes. I would love to really meet him, though, not just cattle line him.
34. How many times do you think about Buffy a day?
Too many to be healthy, probably.
35. Do you like to read Buffy fanfiction?
Obsessively
36. If so, who are your favourite characters to read about?
This may come as a shock to you but . . . Spike. Spike with Buffy. Spike with Xander. Spike and Dawn (as friends, mind).
37. Do you write Buffy fanfiction?
Trying to. But it is kind of slow going.
38. If so, who do you write about?
Do I really have to answer that?
39. Would you take a college class just about Buffy?
Do you really think I would answer no?
40. If you were ever to be a guest on Buffy, would you be a bad guy, good guy, an extra, an ubie?
I would like to be a gray guy. Not necessarily good, but not bad either. Spike S5 like. Maybe I could be the chick who takes Spike away from Buffy? Or helps Xander heal his broken heart?
41. Would you die?
Nah.
42. Would you make out with Willow?
Well, yeah
43. Would you make out with Andrew?
Why not?
44. Do you think Anya is sexy with her demon face?
Not particularly
45. Which Buffy character do you most resemble?
Maybe a Tara and Xander hybrid (dark like Xander, girl and kind of soft spoken like Tara).
46. Which Buffy character do you act like most?
I think Tara.
47. If you were in the episode 'Earshot' and Buffy heard your thoughts, what would she hear?
Mostly MmmmSpike. MmmmJames. Fuck, why don't I have a job. Fuck, why don't I have money. Why can't my car be magically healed. That sort of thing.
48. Do you ever think about poisoning everybody in your school with rat poison?
No. But I had a boss who I wouldn't have minded slipping a poison mickey.
49. If you could write an episode about Buffy, what would your episode be about?
It would be cool to see a Noirish Buffy, Like The Big Sleep or Double Indemnity. All black and white with molls and private dicks and stuff.
50. If Anya offered to get revenge on anyone for you, who would you choose?
Did I mention my old boss?
51. What would she do to him/her?
Something humilliating, maybe make it so he is constantly treated like he treated his employees. What an asshole. And make it so he lost all of his money to me.
52. If you could choose any character to die, who would it be?
I would rather no one died (yes, it's a bit too late for that).
53. Would that character be Kennedy?
Yeah. Or Rona I guess.
54. During which episode do you think Willow and Tara first had sex?
The same one where Buffy and Riley first had sex. Watch Buffy and Willow both walk into their dorm room in the morning and stare guiltily at each other; this is the writers Cluing Us In. This is stolen verbatim frombettyp. I also don't remember the title.
55. What do you think really happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico?
I think after the "crossbow incident" she was taken to a vet and healed then given to a nice couple who loved her and didn't play with crossbows around her.
56. Did you like Tara?
I did. But it took a while.
57. Would you like it if Joss Whedon made a Buffy movie?
Indeed
58. If you could choose any character from Buffy to move on to Angel next season ... who would you choose?
Spike. Yee Haw! Because he's Spike. And the interaction between Spike and Angel will be great (I hope!).
59. If you could choose to bring back any dead character, who would you choose?
Tara or Anya, I can't decide, because Spike is already coming back. If he wasn't then Spike.
60. Who was your favourite member of the Watchers Council?
Giles
61. Do you think Oz had hypertrichosis?
I don't know what that is.
62. Do you own any of the Buffy DVD's?
Yes
63. Which season(s)?
2 & 3. I will soon own 4.
64. Do you own any other Buffy merchandise?
Watchers Guides, Some trading cards (thank's NG!) some Buffy Mags. Army Xander AF, some post cards. The Monster Book. Some script books (including the OM, WF script book which has been handled and signed by JM)
65. What else do you own?
JM autographed Spuffy pic (from Out of My Mind. The dream. Yum)
66. Do you think Joss Whedon should make a show about Willow and Tara?
Maybe. Though it's a bit late for that as Tara be dead.
67. If there was an 8th season, who do you think the big bad could be?
I like the idea ofeliade's Season Noir.
68. Do you like the show Family Guy?
I do.
69. Which couple from Buffy (or couple that YOU would like to be together) do you think would do this number?
All of 'em. Every. Last. One.
70. Do you think Whit should dump Balthazar and go back with Clem?
I don't know who Whit and Balthazar are, but Whit should totally be with Clem. Who wouldn't want to be with Clem?
71. After this season, what do you think Willow is gonna do?
Be witchy in England without Kennedy (They will break up in a big explosion with lots of tears but no real repercussions.)
72. Xander?
Work for Giles' reestablished Council. He can do construction and teach every day Joe's how to survive in this big bad world.
73. Buffy?
Take a whole lot of time off. Spend time with her Dad, Giles, Dawn. Then one day, around September or October, she'll get a call that the man she loves is back and will rush off to LA to be with him. Spike+Buffy=4eva.
74. Giles?
Head up the new council. To train, but not control slayers. Kind of like a boarding school. And he will do researchy things.
75. Anya?
Visit Giles in his dreams. Then come back to life so they can live happily ever after together.
76. If Joss Whedon made a new series about any Buffy character (older and dead characters count too), who would you like it to be about?
Spike or Faith. Or Spike and Faith.
77. Do you think Dawn and Connor would make a cute couple?
No, no a thousand times no.
78. Do you think Joss Whedon should have given Dawn a boyfriend?
Absolutely not, unless Spike and Xander got to be all big brothery.
79. A girlfriend?
Well, there were so many potentials what with a house full of, um, potentials.
80. Do you wish Dawn had died in the season finale of season 5?
Kind of yes, kind of no.
81. Have you seen the softer side of sears?
Not receintly.
82. Who's your favourite vampire?
Spike.
83. Who was your favourite principal?
Snyder
84. Do you know what a Razorback is?
The Sunnydale High Mascot? A boar or something.
85. Do you think it's unfair that only females can be slayers?
No. I think it's cool.
86. Can dogs be turned into vampdogs?
Hee. I hope so. And I hope that Dru vamped one and Spike had to deal with it. HEE!
87. Do you believe Buffy was really in heaven?
Yes.
88. Do you have Buffy posters in your room?
No.
89. If so, of which characters?
Guess.
90. If you could sleep with any Buffy character, who would it be?
Guess.
91. Would you have a threesome with Giles and Professor Walsh?
With Giles and Spike? Yes. Giles and Xander? Yes. Giles and Olivia, Jenny, Willow, Buffy, Tara, Anya? Yes. Professor Walsh. No.?
92. Do vampires have sperm?
They have cold dead seed. Duh.
93. Do you think Willow is ever going to finish college?
Definately. And proably grad school.
94. If Eliza Dushku's new show gets picked up, will you watch it?
Possibly, unless it's terrible. Or on opposite Angel.
95. Who's your favorite Buffy writer?
I love Joss. Steve DeKnight. Drew Goddard. Jane.
96. If Buffy Animated is ever made, will you watch it?
If it's good.
97. Do you read the Buffy comics?
No
98. Do you read Buffy novels?
No
99. Who do you think Buffy should be with in the end?
Spike, of course.
100. What do you think about the character Buffy Summers?
I adore her (for the reason's I listed in the second or third question).
This Or That
101. Buffy or Faith?
Buffy
102. Angel or Spike?
Spike
103. Oz or Tara?
Oz. And Tara. But Oz first.
104. Tara or Kennedy?
Dear Lord, Tara!
105. Oz or Kennedy?
Oz.
106. Xander or Andrew?
Xander
107. Anya or Willow?
Willow
108. Buffy or Willow?
Buffy
109. Sunday or Harmony?
I liked Sunday. Harmony if she had to interact with Spike because *funny*!
110. Professor Walsh or Adam?
rock*AC*hard place.
111. Giles or Wesley?
Giles, excluding the time between "Take Back the Night" and "Chosen". Wes for all of Angel S4.
112. Spike or dogshit?
Spike. And what an awful question.
113. Willow or Tara?
Willow
114. Miss Kitty Fantastico or Willow's fish?
Miss Kitty
115. Once More With Feeling or Hush?
OMWF.
116. Under Your Spell or I'll Never Tell?
I'll Never Tell
117. Giles or Tara?
Giles
118. Clem or Spike?
Spike
119. Drusilla or Darla?
Drusilla
120. Xander or Spike?
Spike. But barely
121. Cordelia or Harmony?
Cordelia pre St. Cordy
122. Marcie or Warren?
Warren
123. Jonathan or Andrew?
Jonathan
124. Joyce or Hank?
Joyce. A million times Joyce.
125. Joyce or Sheila?
Joyce
126. Glory or The Master?
The Master
127. AprilBot or BuffyBot?
Buffybot
128. AprilBot or Katrina?
Katrina
129. Dawn or Anya?
Anya
130. Angel or Angelus?
Angelus
131. Evil Spike, Chipped Spke, Souled/Chipped Spike, or Souled Spike?
All of the above.
132. Impata or Ms. French?
Ms. French
133. Dead Buffy or Buffy?
Buffy
134. Buffy or BuffyBot?
Buffy
135. Xander or Willow?
Xander.
136. Andrew or Anya?
Anya
137. Cassie or Marcie?
Cassie
138. Owen or Scott Hope?
Neither.
139. Owen or Oz?
Oz
140. Moloch or Tara?
Tara.
141. Spike or Drusilla?
Spike
142. Jenny or Olivia?
Jenny
143. Computer Willow or Magicks Willow?
Computer Willow
144. Cousin Beth or Donny?
Cousin Beth.
145. Scruffy Xander or Suave Xander?
Scruffy.
146. Army Xander or Pirate Xander?
Army.
147. Xander/Cordy or Xander/Anya?
Xander/Cordy
148. Willow/Tara or Willow/Kennedy?
Willow/Tara
149. Ted or Hank?
Hank
150. Human Oz or Werewolf Oz?
Human Oz
151. Veruca or Willow?
Willow
152. Spike almost naked or Xander in a speedo?
Spike almost Naked.
153. Kennedy alive or Kennedy dead?
Eh. Dead.
154. The First Evil or The Mayor?
The Mayor
155. Spike's chest or Andrew's?
MmmSpike
156. Belts or beltless?
Beltless
157. Lily or Chantarelle?
Lily
158. Tattoos or Piercings?
Tattoos
159. Beauty or Beasts?
Beauty
160. Human Willow or Vamp Willow?
Human Willow
161. Human Xander or Vamp Xander?
Human Xander
162. Rich Cordy or Poor Cordy?
Rich Cordy
163. Straight Willow or Gay Willow?
Straight Willow
164. Kathy or Dawn?
Dawn
165. Drunk Buffy or Sober Buffy?
Drunk Buffy is much more fun
166. Riley or Spike?
Spike
167. Riley or Angel?
Angel
168. Riley or a stick?
A stick
169. Old Sunnydale High or new Sunnydale High?
old Sunnydale High
170. Demon Giles or Human Giles?
Human Giles
171. Faith awake or Faith in a coma?
Faith awake
172. Superstar Jonathan or Earshot Jonathan?
Earshot Jonathan
173. Buffy/Angel having sex, Buffy/Riley having sex, or Buffy/Spike having sex?
Buffy/Spike. Because they have- what's it called?- chemistry! And the whole true love thing.
174. Dracula or The First Evil?
The First.
175. Chinese Slayer or Nikki?
Nikki
176. Angel's hair back in the 18th century or now?
Now
177. Olaf or Xander?
Xander
178. Dawn yelling 'Get out! Get out! Get out!' or Dawn singing?
Dawn yelling.
179. Dead Joyce or Alive Joyce?
Alive Joyce
180. Smart Tara or Special Ed Tara?
Smart.
181. The Summer's home flooded or the Summer's home dry?
Dry
182. Buffy as a construction worker, as a Magic Box employee, as a college student, or as a DoubleMeat Palace worker?
College student
183. The Buffy gang with their memory or without their memory?
With
184. Sam or Buffy?
Buffy.
185. Juggling Buffy or Charades Buffy?
Charades
186. Anya's wedding dress or the bridesmaid dresses?
Wedding dress
187. Xander's family or Anya's demon friends?
Anya's friends. They had manners.
188. Crazy Buffy or Slayer Buffy?
Slayer
189. Willow/Tara arguing or Willow/Tara making out?
Making out
190. Xander/Anya having sex or Anya/Spike having sex?
Anya and Spike
191. Black Magic Willow or Yellow Crayon Willow?
Yellow Crayon Willow
192. Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen?
They can be seperated?
193. Rona or Choa-Ahn?
Choa-Ahn.
194. Caleb or Mr. Trick?
Mr. Trick. I named my (poor, sick) car Trick
195. Dawn or Willow?
Willow
196. Drusilla and Spike together or Spike and Buffy together?
Spuffy, Spuffy, Spuffy.
197. Tara alive or Tara dead?
Alive
198. Willow in England or Willow in Sunnydale?
Sunnydale
199. Xander with one eye or two?
Two
200. Dawn as a ball of energy or human Dawn?
Human
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bettyp who I don't actually know, but she gives good questions to pass the time. And yes, I mention "The Angel Spoiler"1. What's your favourite season? And why?
I like them all, but I am going to go with two. Evil Spike. Angelus. Funny. Sad (geesh! Becoming 2!). Good and bad. It defines everything I like in good television and storytelling. Mind, I also like seasons four, five, six, seven, three and one (in varying order, depending on the day)
2. What's your favourite episode? And why?
Becoming part 2 will always be my fave, much for the same reason S2 is my fav. I love the funny ("You hit me with an axe once. Remember 'Get the hell away from my daughter'") the exciting (the sword fight was incredible), the heartbreaking (The entire end.) "Close your eyes", The Full of Grace. Willow and Xander at the hospital. Willow doing the spell. Spike's "I like this world" speach. Giles not breaking under torture. Buffy's "I have to save the world. Again." speech. Everything.
3. What's your favourite episode from season 1?
I like The Pack and I like Prophecy Girl but S1 is not my favorite season.
4. What's your favourite episode from season 2?
See above. But for variety, I also love Becoming part 1 and School Hard
5. What's your favourite episode from season 3?
I like Lovers Walk, Band Candy, Graduation day 1&2. I am indecisive. I can't pick just one. Usually.
6. What's your favourite episode from season 4?
Hush, Something Blue, Restless. See. Indecisive.
7. What's your favourite episode from season 5?
The Gift Had to edit to ad Fool for Love! Christ! How could I forget that one!
8. What's your favourite episode from season 6?
Dead Things, Tabula Rasa, Once More with Feeling, Afterlife.
9. What's your favourite episode from season 7?
Conversations with Dead People, Selfless, Beneath You, Lies My Parents Told Me, Chosen
10. Who's your favourite character? Why?
Buffy (followed closely by Spike) because she is an inperfect and unwilling hero, but she always steps up to the plate whether she wants to or not. She is deeply flawed, but deeply caring as well. She is cunning and funny and fucks up and saves the day and stakes with a quip. She loves her family and friends and she loves the world.
11. Who's your least favourite character? Why?
If we are talking regulars, I would say Riley. Only because he and Buffy had no chemistry. He started off cute. I liked him in the Freshman. But 1) He was involved in the black hole that was the initiative and 2) He sucked all the life out of a scene. Not the actor, mind. Just the character.
12. Who was your favourite big bad? Why?
I loved Angelus. He was the ultimate mindfuck. Loved that. They Mayor was also cool because he was so damn sweet and knew that it was factually true that there is more that one way to skin a cat.
13. Least favourite big bad? Why?
Adam was dull, dull, dull. (But George Hertzburg(yes?) is quite the hottie and terribly funny)
14. Do you like Kennedy?
Not so much, no.
15. Who's your favourite couple?
Gosh. I don't know. Hmmmmmmm. Spuffy, mayhaps? ;)
16. If you could have any two people hook up from Buffy, who would YOU pick?
Peeps on the show that didn't hook up? I guess Spike and Xander (I have no idea why or how this ship latched onto me, but it latched but good!). I would also pair Giles and Anya.
17. Would it be a serious relationship or just once for sex type of thing?
Serious, but snarky. See any Spander by
eliade or "We're Not Gay, We're Just Friends who have Sex" by juliatheyounger. And for Ganya, see Lori's "Giles & Spike Collection".18. Do you think Spike and Buffy make a cute couple?
More than any one else in the history of the Buffyverse. They were made for each other.
19. Which fight on Buffy do you think was the best?
I have four fights (again. Indecisive):
-Buffy and Angel's sword fight from Becoming 2
-Slayer fight from Graduation Day 1
-Daylight fight b/w Spike and Buffy in Harsh Light of Day
-Ally/Subway fight with Spike/Nikki and Spike/Buffy from Fool for Love.
20. If you could make any two Buffy characters fight ... who would they be?
Spike and Angel
21. Who would win?
Spike, because he would fight a bit dirtier than Angel.
22. Would the other die?
Probably not. But his shit would be fucked up, yo.
Other Stuff
23. Do you often say, 'Oh my JOSS!'?
Not much. Or at all. Although I can understand why one would say that.
24. Who was your favourite musical guest on Buffy?
I liked Aimee (Amy?) Mann. And Michelle Branch (though I really can't stand MB these days).
25. What's your favourite condom flavor?
Condoms have flavors? Well, chocolate would be nice. Any maybe mint. Junior Mint flavor?
26. What does that have to do with Buffy?
There is only one ep that showed condom use? And it was evil?
27. Which season do you think Buffy had the best hair?
5
28. Willow?
6
29. Xander?
3
30. Giles?
When did it change?
31. Did you like Maggie Walsh's hair?
Not particularly. But I didn't really care for Maggie Walsh, hair included.
32. Do you think the actress who played Professor Walsh would make a good Kay Scarpetta in a movie?
Maybe. I don't know. Eh. Maybe not.
33. If you could meet any Buffy cast member, or special guest, or even an extra ... who would it be?
James. James, James, James. And have I mentioned I met him? He has soft hands. And beautiful eyes. I would love to really meet him, though, not just cattle line him.
34. How many times do you think about Buffy a day?
Too many to be healthy, probably.
35. Do you like to read Buffy fanfiction?
Obsessively
36. If so, who are your favourite characters to read about?
This may come as a shock to you but . . . Spike. Spike with Buffy. Spike with Xander. Spike and Dawn (as friends, mind).
37. Do you write Buffy fanfiction?
Trying to. But it is kind of slow going.
38. If so, who do you write about?
Do I really have to answer that?
39. Would you take a college class just about Buffy?
Do you really think I would answer no?
40. If you were ever to be a guest on Buffy, would you be a bad guy, good guy, an extra, an ubie?
I would like to be a gray guy. Not necessarily good, but not bad either. Spike S5 like. Maybe I could be the chick who takes Spike away from Buffy? Or helps Xander heal his broken heart?
41. Would you die?
Nah.
42. Would you make out with Willow?
Well, yeah
43. Would you make out with Andrew?
Why not?
44. Do you think Anya is sexy with her demon face?
Not particularly
45. Which Buffy character do you most resemble?
Maybe a Tara and Xander hybrid (dark like Xander, girl and kind of soft spoken like Tara).
46. Which Buffy character do you act like most?
I think Tara.
47. If you were in the episode 'Earshot' and Buffy heard your thoughts, what would she hear?
Mostly MmmmSpike. MmmmJames. Fuck, why don't I have a job. Fuck, why don't I have money. Why can't my car be magically healed. That sort of thing.
48. Do you ever think about poisoning everybody in your school with rat poison?
No. But I had a boss who I wouldn't have minded slipping a poison mickey.
49. If you could write an episode about Buffy, what would your episode be about?
It would be cool to see a Noirish Buffy, Like The Big Sleep or Double Indemnity. All black and white with molls and private dicks and stuff.
50. If Anya offered to get revenge on anyone for you, who would you choose?
Did I mention my old boss?
51. What would she do to him/her?
Something humilliating, maybe make it so he is constantly treated like he treated his employees. What an asshole. And make it so he lost all of his money to me.
52. If you could choose any character to die, who would it be?
I would rather no one died (yes, it's a bit too late for that).
53. Would that character be Kennedy?
Yeah. Or Rona I guess.
54. During which episode do you think Willow and Tara first had sex?
The same one where Buffy and Riley first had sex. Watch Buffy and Willow both walk into their dorm room in the morning and stare guiltily at each other; this is the writers Cluing Us In. This is stolen verbatim from
bettyp. I also don't remember the title.55. What do you think really happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico?
I think after the "crossbow incident" she was taken to a vet and healed then given to a nice couple who loved her and didn't play with crossbows around her.
56. Did you like Tara?
I did. But it took a while.
57. Would you like it if Joss Whedon made a Buffy movie?
Indeed
58. If you could choose any character from Buffy to move on to Angel next season ... who would you choose?
Spike. Yee Haw! Because he's Spike. And the interaction between Spike and Angel will be great (I hope!).
59. If you could choose to bring back any dead character, who would you choose?
Tara or Anya, I can't decide, because Spike is already coming back. If he wasn't then Spike.
60. Who was your favourite member of the Watchers Council?
Giles
61. Do you think Oz had hypertrichosis?
I don't know what that is.
62. Do you own any of the Buffy DVD's?
Yes
63. Which season(s)?
2 & 3. I will soon own 4.
64. Do you own any other Buffy merchandise?
Watchers Guides, Some trading cards (thank's NG!) some Buffy Mags. Army Xander AF, some post cards. The Monster Book. Some script books (including the OM, WF script book which has been handled and signed by JM)
65. What else do you own?
JM autographed Spuffy pic (from Out of My Mind. The dream. Yum)
66. Do you think Joss Whedon should make a show about Willow and Tara?
Maybe. Though it's a bit late for that as Tara be dead.
67. If there was an 8th season, who do you think the big bad could be?
I like the idea of
eliade's Season Noir. 68. Do you like the show Family Guy?
I do.
69. Which couple from Buffy (or couple that YOU would like to be together) do you think would do this number?
All of 'em. Every. Last. One.
70. Do you think Whit should dump Balthazar and go back with Clem?
I don't know who Whit and Balthazar are, but Whit should totally be with Clem. Who wouldn't want to be with Clem?
71. After this season, what do you think Willow is gonna do?
Be witchy in England without Kennedy (They will break up in a big explosion with lots of tears but no real repercussions.)
72. Xander?
Work for Giles' reestablished Council. He can do construction and teach every day Joe's how to survive in this big bad world.
73. Buffy?
Take a whole lot of time off. Spend time with her Dad, Giles, Dawn. Then one day, around September or October, she'll get a call that the man she loves is back and will rush off to LA to be with him. Spike+Buffy=4eva.
74. Giles?
Head up the new council. To train, but not control slayers. Kind of like a boarding school. And he will do researchy things.
75. Anya?
Visit Giles in his dreams. Then come back to life so they can live happily ever after together.
76. If Joss Whedon made a new series about any Buffy character (older and dead characters count too), who would you like it to be about?
Spike or Faith. Or Spike and Faith.
77. Do you think Dawn and Connor would make a cute couple?
No, no a thousand times no.
78. Do you think Joss Whedon should have given Dawn a boyfriend?
Absolutely not, unless Spike and Xander got to be all big brothery.
79. A girlfriend?
Well, there were so many potentials what with a house full of, um, potentials.
80. Do you wish Dawn had died in the season finale of season 5?
Kind of yes, kind of no.
81. Have you seen the softer side of sears?
Not receintly.
82. Who's your favourite vampire?
Spike.
83. Who was your favourite principal?
Snyder
84. Do you know what a Razorback is?
The Sunnydale High Mascot? A boar or something.
85. Do you think it's unfair that only females can be slayers?
No. I think it's cool.
86. Can dogs be turned into vampdogs?
Hee. I hope so. And I hope that Dru vamped one and Spike had to deal with it. HEE!
87. Do you believe Buffy was really in heaven?
Yes.
88. Do you have Buffy posters in your room?
No.
89. If so, of which characters?
Guess.
90. If you could sleep with any Buffy character, who would it be?
Guess.
91. Would you have a threesome with Giles and Professor Walsh?
With Giles and Spike? Yes. Giles and Xander? Yes. Giles and Olivia, Jenny, Willow, Buffy, Tara, Anya? Yes. Professor Walsh. No.?
92. Do vampires have sperm?
They have cold dead seed. Duh.
93. Do you think Willow is ever going to finish college?
Definately. And proably grad school.
94. If Eliza Dushku's new show gets picked up, will you watch it?
Possibly, unless it's terrible. Or on opposite Angel.
95. Who's your favorite Buffy writer?
I love Joss. Steve DeKnight. Drew Goddard. Jane.
96. If Buffy Animated is ever made, will you watch it?
If it's good.
97. Do you read the Buffy comics?
No
98. Do you read Buffy novels?
No
99. Who do you think Buffy should be with in the end?
Spike, of course.
100. What do you think about the character Buffy Summers?
I adore her (for the reason's I listed in the second or third question).
This Or That
101. Buffy or Faith?
Buffy
102. Angel or Spike?
Spike
103. Oz or Tara?
Oz. And Tara. But Oz first.
104. Tara or Kennedy?
Dear Lord, Tara!
105. Oz or Kennedy?
Oz.
106. Xander or Andrew?
Xander
107. Anya or Willow?
Willow
108. Buffy or Willow?
Buffy
109. Sunday or Harmony?
I liked Sunday. Harmony if she had to interact with Spike because *funny*!
110. Professor Walsh or Adam?
rock*AC*hard place.
111. Giles or Wesley?
Giles, excluding the time between "Take Back the Night" and "Chosen". Wes for all of Angel S4.
112. Spike or dogshit?
Spike. And what an awful question.
113. Willow or Tara?
Willow
114. Miss Kitty Fantastico or Willow's fish?
Miss Kitty
115. Once More With Feeling or Hush?
OMWF.
116. Under Your Spell or I'll Never Tell?
I'll Never Tell
117. Giles or Tara?
Giles
118. Clem or Spike?
Spike
119. Drusilla or Darla?
Drusilla
120. Xander or Spike?
Spike. But barely
121. Cordelia or Harmony?
Cordelia pre St. Cordy
122. Marcie or Warren?
Warren
123. Jonathan or Andrew?
Jonathan
124. Joyce or Hank?
Joyce. A million times Joyce.
125. Joyce or Sheila?
Joyce
126. Glory or The Master?
The Master
127. AprilBot or BuffyBot?
Buffybot
128. AprilBot or Katrina?
Katrina
129. Dawn or Anya?
Anya
130. Angel or Angelus?
Angelus
131. Evil Spike, Chipped Spke, Souled/Chipped Spike, or Souled Spike?
All of the above.
132. Impata or Ms. French?
Ms. French
133. Dead Buffy or Buffy?
Buffy
134. Buffy or BuffyBot?
Buffy
135. Xander or Willow?
Xander.
136. Andrew or Anya?
Anya
137. Cassie or Marcie?
Cassie
138. Owen or Scott Hope?
Neither.
139. Owen or Oz?
Oz
140. Moloch or Tara?
Tara.
141. Spike or Drusilla?
Spike
142. Jenny or Olivia?
Jenny
143. Computer Willow or Magicks Willow?
Computer Willow
144. Cousin Beth or Donny?
Cousin Beth.
145. Scruffy Xander or Suave Xander?
Scruffy.
146. Army Xander or Pirate Xander?
Army.
147. Xander/Cordy or Xander/Anya?
Xander/Cordy
148. Willow/Tara or Willow/Kennedy?
Willow/Tara
149. Ted or Hank?
Hank
150. Human Oz or Werewolf Oz?
Human Oz
151. Veruca or Willow?
Willow
152. Spike almost naked or Xander in a speedo?
Spike almost Naked.
153. Kennedy alive or Kennedy dead?
Eh. Dead.
154. The First Evil or The Mayor?
The Mayor
155. Spike's chest or Andrew's?
MmmSpike
156. Belts or beltless?
Beltless
157. Lily or Chantarelle?
Lily
158. Tattoos or Piercings?
Tattoos
159. Beauty or Beasts?
Beauty
160. Human Willow or Vamp Willow?
Human Willow
161. Human Xander or Vamp Xander?
Human Xander
162. Rich Cordy or Poor Cordy?
Rich Cordy
163. Straight Willow or Gay Willow?
Straight Willow
164. Kathy or Dawn?
Dawn
165. Drunk Buffy or Sober Buffy?
Drunk Buffy is much more fun
166. Riley or Spike?
Spike
167. Riley or Angel?
Angel
168. Riley or a stick?
A stick
169. Old Sunnydale High or new Sunnydale High?
old Sunnydale High
170. Demon Giles or Human Giles?
Human Giles
171. Faith awake or Faith in a coma?
Faith awake
172. Superstar Jonathan or Earshot Jonathan?
Earshot Jonathan
173. Buffy/Angel having sex, Buffy/Riley having sex, or Buffy/Spike having sex?
Buffy/Spike. Because they have- what's it called?- chemistry! And the whole true love thing.
174. Dracula or The First Evil?
The First.
175. Chinese Slayer or Nikki?
Nikki
176. Angel's hair back in the 18th century or now?
Now
177. Olaf or Xander?
Xander
178. Dawn yelling 'Get out! Get out! Get out!' or Dawn singing?
Dawn yelling.
179. Dead Joyce or Alive Joyce?
Alive Joyce
180. Smart Tara or Special Ed Tara?
Smart.
181. The Summer's home flooded or the Summer's home dry?
Dry
182. Buffy as a construction worker, as a Magic Box employee, as a college student, or as a DoubleMeat Palace worker?
College student
183. The Buffy gang with their memory or without their memory?
With
184. Sam or Buffy?
Buffy.
185. Juggling Buffy or Charades Buffy?
Charades
186. Anya's wedding dress or the bridesmaid dresses?
Wedding dress
187. Xander's family or Anya's demon friends?
Anya's friends. They had manners.
188. Crazy Buffy or Slayer Buffy?
Slayer
189. Willow/Tara arguing or Willow/Tara making out?
Making out
190. Xander/Anya having sex or Anya/Spike having sex?
Anya and Spike
191. Black Magic Willow or Yellow Crayon Willow?
Yellow Crayon Willow
192. Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen?
They can be seperated?
193. Rona or Choa-Ahn?
Choa-Ahn.
194. Caleb or Mr. Trick?
Mr. Trick. I named my (poor, sick) car Trick
195. Dawn or Willow?
Willow
196. Drusilla and Spike together or Spike and Buffy together?
Spuffy, Spuffy, Spuffy.
197. Tara alive or Tara dead?
Alive
198. Willow in England or Willow in Sunnydale?
Sunnydale
199. Xander with one eye or two?
Two
200. Dawn as a ball of energy or human Dawn?
Human
