The Oscars. Semi liveblog. Maybe

* Who is bitchface with George Clooney. And what's with his hair?

* I love and adore Sandra's dress. So pretty!

* Zak Efron would be better if he was RPattz. I'm just saying.

* Kathy Ireland! I remember her!

* So far, no horrifying dresses.

* Why on earth is Mariah Carry there?
Oh right! She's in precious.
* cameron diaz has STUNNING earrings

* What was that Whoopi commercial? Seriously?

* What's with all of the nice dresses? WHERE IS THE CRAP?

* Miley? really? Go Away! (Though I admit I have occasionally watched Hannah Montana at six in the morning while hungover. Don't judge).

* I love Kate Winslet. She is so wonderful.

* Oh! I saw Avatar today. It was good. Visually stunning. I hope it wins technical awards. Maybe art direction.

* Gabby Sidibe looks fantastic! Excellent choice of dress. And she's so freaking adorable.

* Here is what bugs me about Taylor Lautner. Always has in both interviews and in the Twilight movies: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A VALLEY BOY! Holy crap, you sound like a ditz!

* Maryl looks surprisingly great. For Meryl.

* OMG I LOVE GABBY EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SPELL HER NAME!

* BWAH HA HA HA HA! I love Steve Martin. LOVE HIM.

* Helen Miran looks amazing!

* AWESOME THE JERK REFERENCE!

* I really want Colin Firth to win.

*NPH!

* Wow. People actually seemed to enjoy this! A happy audience! Hooray!

* Wow, Bitchface is CLUTCHING The Clooney's arm. Don't worry Bitchface! He's not going to ditch you for a better piece at the Oscars. Probably.

* That Jimmy Kimel commercial made me laugh out loud. Ben and Jennifer are such good sports.

* What the fuck is with those dresses on Miley and Amanda? YEESH!

* Molly Ringwald looks . . . startled. But I like the John Hughes Tribute. Did I tell you I was in school with his son? He came to school for career day once and framed my face as an example. It's true!
God, his films really were just amazing. He really was a talented and incredible filmmaker.

* Kristen. You're at the Academy Awards! Stop with the Bitchface! You'll still be famous without George Clooney.

* Aw, I have nothing against the dude who did win, but I wish Wallace and Grommet won. They are the best.

* WtF with the Short Documentary winner? Heh. First playoff? So strange.

* Chris Pine is so hot.

Okay, I'm done for now. Too sleepy and ready to just watch. xoxo

Okay, one more thing: KStew looks so pretty! Yes, uncomfortable, but PRETTY! YAY!