Sunday spam. The spam of Sunday

I have decided, in the way that one makes decisions for celebrities that they don't know, have only met once at a con, and have no actual influence over (yet) that I would have no problem if JM just quit film/television work altogether and went back to stage acting, exclusively.

While it would certainly make opportunities to see the pretty scarce, at least I wouldn't have to cringe for him every time he on a bad TV show or awkward movie (which, don't get me wrong, I will be watching and taping the USA movie airing next month. But I will also be cringing for him. Especially since it's apparently called 'Cool Money'. Hello, my name is AngelChicken and this is me weeping).

And I know that he has said he is willing to schill himself out as anything to make money to support his family, and I respect that, but doesn't he have money now? Maybe not as much as SMG or DB or the cast of Friends, but I would think that maybe he could support himself to the point were he didn't *have* to make crappy movies anymore *coughwindingroadscough*.

Also, he can stop doing the touring musician thing, too. I'm under the impression that he is actually a really good stage actor (curses for being, like, under the age of ten when he lived in Chicago) and decent producer of said stage performances and so he should totally do that. And I know, I know, stage in LA isn't, wat's the word, big, but there are other places on the west coast where one can act, and not on celluloid.

So James. Honey. Listen to me. You would be hawt on stage. Stop whoring yourself. If not for you than for me. I don't want to start watching Lifetime to get a peek at you playing a serial rapist with mummy issues or the token 'nice guy' who shows Melissa Gilbert that not all men are pigs.

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So, it's 1:45 and I haven't actually gotten out of bed. Well, that's a lie. I went to the bagel place on the corner to get coffee and a muffin, and while I was toasting the muffin I emptied the dishwasher. But I don't *feel* like spending money on groceries and I don't feel like putting on real clothes and I don't *feel* like interacting with the world. I'll have to interact tomorrow and all week. Isn't that enough?

But I kind of want to have fish for dinner. And to do that I would have to get dressed, and maybe shower, and walk, like, seven whole blocks to the grocery store to get fish and capers and onion. And maybe spinach. And at that point I'll probably end up buying cigarettes and diet coke and ice cream and apples and peppers and zucchini and a bunch of other stuff I don't feel like buying, but I will since I am there.

I need good, healthy food that is cheep and low in cholesterol and carbs. Sadly, it seems that you can have either one or the other but not both. Feh.

*grin*

So I was just out having, what will hopefully be, my last cigarette and this guy with a little girl about eight came over and asked for a light. I said sure, cause I had 'em and this little girl says, out of the blue, "I think she really pretty". I smiled and said thank you and the little girl continued 'I think she's beautiful. More beautiful than a star".

Needless to say, I was a grinning fool after that. :D

Of course, I had to kind of spoil it by calling her a little boy (though to be fair, her hair was really short). Her dad was nice about it, telling me he just had to chop off all her hair because some kid gave her lice, poor thing.

But then they walked away and the little girl was blowing me kisses! So I love her and her very short hair and her slightly skeevy dad. She made my day.


Also a message to caltrask55 and smidgy06 and nautibitz: I know you all successfully quit smoking and I have (unsuccessfully) done so in the past. How did you do it? I am sick of smoking and it's expensive and smelly and unattractive and bad in every way and I don't like it anymore, but the thought of quitting gives me the terrors. Just thinking that I won't have a cig makes me shaky and stressed.

Anyone who can offer any advice or help in the matter, I would be greatly appreciative.

And I know that the first three days are the suckiest and that after 72 hours it gets easier, but *gah* I just want there to be an instant cure, like antabuse for drinking.

*twitch*