Way to go, Canada. Way to go.
Aug. 15th, 2003 09:54 amIt's a little energy crisis out, eh? Lines at the gas stations around the block.
I have heard many theories, and they all lead back to Canada. Lightning strike at Niagara, a glitch in the Toronto system, and a guy in my building is from Canada and he said that he had friends who worked for a Canadian power company and he was convinced that this blackout would be traced back to them (hee!).
All of these theories really only lead to one conclusion:
Canada is officially to blame for everything. Yup. It's true. Everything that's wrong in this country? Canada.
I can't find a job? Canada.
Steven Seagal movies? Canada.
The Olsen twins? Canada.
George Dubya? The heat wave? Paradise hotel? Canada, Canada and - you guessed it - Canada.
I find it freeing to finally have a scapegoat for everything in my life, from the inconsequential annoyances to the giant, life changing horrors.
Thanks a lot, Canada. I hope your happy.
( Click here to find out how I really feel about the blackout )
I hope everyone who was effected was okay and they were able to make the best of it and get home and everything.
I have heard many theories, and they all lead back to Canada. Lightning strike at Niagara, a glitch in the Toronto system, and a guy in my building is from Canada and he said that he had friends who worked for a Canadian power company and he was convinced that this blackout would be traced back to them (hee!).
All of these theories really only lead to one conclusion:
Canada is officially to blame for everything. Yup. It's true. Everything that's wrong in this country? Canada.
I can't find a job? Canada.
Steven Seagal movies? Canada.
The Olsen twins? Canada.
George Dubya? The heat wave? Paradise hotel? Canada, Canada and - you guessed it - Canada.
I find it freeing to finally have a scapegoat for everything in my life, from the inconsequential annoyances to the giant, life changing horrors.
Thanks a lot, Canada. I hope your happy.
( Click here to find out how I really feel about the blackout )
I hope everyone who was effected was okay and they were able to make the best of it and get home and everything.