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Holy hell. Came home, took a shower. Took a nap as going out late tonight.

Fucked. Up. Dream.

Which started out okay.

All the Buffy folk are chilling and it's kind of like Full House. Xander, Buffy, Willow, Tara, Dawn. And they are at the house and all it well. Happy, happy, happy. I think they were talking about converting the attic (you know, where Uncle Jesse and Rebecca lived).

Okay. For some reason they are all injured - nothing bad or life threatening, but injured - and Joyce comes in and takes care of them all. Oh! I think that it's like the fic "Small Fry"! They aren't injured! They all turn into four year olds. So Joyce comes in and takes care of them. Awww. And she is sweet and loving and they all love her.

Then they unregress and they show their appreciation of Joyce taking care by giving her some HUGE Tahitian pearls to put in a necklace and say that she is really their parent and they all love her.

Not yet the fucked up part.

THEN, they decide that Joyce is wonderful, and there parents aren't (Willow's are absent, Tara's emotionally abusive, Xander's drunks and physically abusive) so they want to do something about it. Suddenly the house takes on a Swiss Family Robinson feel, which the rope bridges and balconies and stuff. It's also a bit of Sydney's house from Scream. I don't know.

So they decide to host a dinner party for all of the bad parents and then give out little gifts that come in there small boxes. The gifts? Tiny double-barreled shotguns with ammo. The parents love them and start shooting each other in the face. Then the kids start shooting their parents in the face.

Still not the disturbing part.

After the party, Tara discovers a can of PCP that she keeps on her toilet seat lid has been opened and figures "What the heck? We're already infected with the stuff!" so she starts pouring PCP all over everything (being Dawn, Buffy, Willow, Xander). They all get high. The more high they get, the more they want, so Tara keeps pouring.

In a brief moment of lucidity, Willow realizes that this constant loop of PCP/hallucination/PCP is not actually a good thing but is bereft as Tara has not poured all of the PCP onto the sidewalk and now it is going to take days for them to get unhigh.

She then thinks that maybe magic can help so she runs to the top of the house via the outside stairs that curve around it and finds that magic won't help because magic is actually the cause. Turns out some Jonathan-like guy is on the roof magicking them into thinking they are high on PCP but really he is just fucking with them. I'm not sure why, but I think maybe jealousy. So she beats him up and they all become fine.

Now the fucked up part.

Xander goes home. His dad has hurt his back and Xander, trying to be a good son, lays him out on a rack-type thing to help. His dad still gets angry at him. Then his mom comes in and is really out of it because she has just done 10 lines of coke (or, possibly ten vials of crack). Xander is really upset and his mom (who happens to look like my college-ex's mom) just laughs at him. He decides to check her into rehab.

So he forces her over and does the check in thing and she is pissed and drugged and angry, but he ignores her and the guard who runs the place gets her admitted then tells Xander to go home. After Xander leaves, another guard comes in because of making the rounds and says his last stop is to check on Mrs.' Harris and then Xander who, as it turns out, has been checked in for ten years and it isn't actually rehab, it's a psychiatric ward.

Here is the fucked up part:

So, Xander is actually mentally ill because all of his siblings were killed years ago, (I think by his dad) but their bodies were never moved from his house and he just kind of accepted they were there. And they were sprawled all over the floor for years and no one moved them and so he just made them a part of his life. Since he, you know, just assumed he was dead, too. So the gang goes over to his house, worried, and sees the bodies, and his parents not doing anything about them, and they freak out, telling Xander he isn't actually dead and he shouldn't be surrounded by all of there bodies. He is blasé about it, though, and doesn't think they are real anymore, just a part of his life.

They get him help.

Flash-forward many years and Xander is now seventy and ready t be discharged. He ends up going to Buffy's as everyone else is already dead and they are friends, even though he hasn't seen her in years.
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Alarm goes off. Ac wakes up going "Holy Fuck!"

I explained it badly, but, needless to say, no more pizza right before I sleep. It really, really freaked me out (the dream, not the pizza).

GAH!

And now, I must get ready to away.

Happy Friday!