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[angelchicken]

Happy Mother's Day!

I am not a mother, but I have one and I love her dearly.

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Random letter to a celebrity:

Dear James,

I know that you are a talented actor. I know that you have done years of stage work and everyone at your previous job (*sob*) had nothing but respect for you as an actor. I know, I know, I know.

So, here's the thing. If you don't want to be seen only as a sexy ball of walking sex made flesh (sexy flesh), maybe you want to find a comfortable stance that doesn't actually draw the eye to and frame your sexy boy parts?

I, personally, have no problem with the stance. I think you should stand like that all the time (when you're not chained to the ceiling, of course). Without a shirt. But dude, you have to realize that basically cupping yourself isn't going to make people look at the, erm, serious actor.

Just some unsolicited advice from a obsessed devoted fan.

Love,

AngelChicken, Esq.

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Random Letter 2:

Dear Colin,

Don't let Brad hone in on your territory. You are now and always will be Mr. Darcy. Please, don't let it happen. Please!

I love you and think you're a smoldering pile of sexiness. Always smirk.

Love,

AngelChicken, Esq.

(You can find the horrible, horrible link in _green_'s journal. It's horrible.
Cooked and cleaned and cooked and cleaned today. Went for a two mile walk. Got groceries. Talked to my mom for an hour. Ahh, Sunday. It's all good.

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I love Brad Pitt. But just, no.

[sunbrae.livejournal.com]

I'm really scared now. To both casting choices. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[sodanyc.livejournal.com]

Brad as Mr. Darcy? Oh dear. I love Brad Pitt, but he is just about as *wrong* as I can possibly imagine for Mr. Darcy.