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May. 9th, 2004 08:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
angelchickenHappy Mother's Day!
I am not a mother, but I have one and I love her dearly.
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Random letter to a celebrity:
Dear James,
I know that you are a talented actor. I know that you have done years of stage work and everyone at your previous job (*sob*) had nothing but respect for you as an actor. I know, I know, I know.
So, here's the thing. If you don't want to be seen only as a sexy ball of walking sex made flesh (sexy flesh), maybe you want to find a comfortable stance that doesn't actually draw the eye to and frame your sexy boy parts?
I, personally, have no problem with the stance. I think you should stand like that all the time (when you're not chained to the ceiling, of course). Without a shirt. But dude, you have to realize that basically cupping yourself isn't going to make people look at the, erm, serious actor.
Just some unsolicited advice from aobsessed devoted fan.
Love,
AngelChicken, Esq.
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Random Letter 2:
Dear Colin,
Don't let Brad hone in on your territory. You are now and always will be Mr. Darcy. Please, don't let it happen. Please!
I love you and think you're a smoldering pile of sexiness. Always smirk.
Love,
AngelChicken, Esq.
(You can find the horrible, horrible link in![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
_green_'s journal. It's horrible.
Cooked and cleaned and cooked and cleaned today. Went for a two mile walk. Got groceries. Talked to my mom for an hour. Ahh, Sunday. It's all good.
I am not a mother, but I have one and I love her dearly.
*
Random letter to a celebrity:
Dear James,
I know that you are a talented actor. I know that you have done years of stage work and everyone at your previous job (*sob*) had nothing but respect for you as an actor. I know, I know, I know.
So, here's the thing. If you don't want to be seen only as a sexy ball of walking sex made flesh (sexy flesh), maybe you want to find a comfortable stance that doesn't actually draw the eye to and frame your sexy boy parts?
I, personally, have no problem with the stance. I think you should stand like that all the time (when you're not chained to the ceiling, of course). Without a shirt. But dude, you have to realize that basically cupping yourself isn't going to make people look at the, erm, serious actor.
Just some unsolicited advice from a
Love,
AngelChicken, Esq.
*
Random Letter 2:
Dear Colin,
Don't let Brad hone in on your territory. You are now and always will be Mr. Darcy. Please, don't let it happen. Please!
I love you and think you're a smoldering pile of sexiness. Always smirk.
Love,
AngelChicken, Esq.
(You can find the horrible, horrible link in
_green_'s journal. It's horrible.Cooked and cleaned and cooked and cleaned today. Went for a two mile walk. Got groceries. Talked to my mom for an hour. Ahh, Sunday. It's all good.
