Damn, these are addictive
Jan. 11th, 2004 09:14 pmThe Tiny Slayer
They all watched as she paced, some shocked, some awed. Spike and Dawn were trying not to laugh.
Buffy noticed and brought her heel down. Hard.
“Ow!” Spike pouted, bringing his finger to his mouth. “That hurt.”
“Well maybe you should take this seriously.” Buffy scowled, before an evil smile graces her lips. “I would think you, more than anyone, would want to fix this,” she purred, with a quick glance to his crotch.
Spike stared at the tiny slayer pacing across the magic box table.
“Right,” Spike declared. “Willow, figure out how to get her back to normal. Now.”
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The Annoying Geek
Xander was the Carpenter. Confident, funny-- he was someone.
Buffy, duh, the Slayer. Like she had any question.
Willow, the Witch; Dawn, the Key. Heck, even Spike was the Sexy, Mysterious, Usually Sane Souled Vampire.
They all fit, had a purpose and Andrew so wanted to, too. He wanted to belong; bring something to the mix.
He thought about his skills. Summoning demons? Not a great contribution. He could toady, but who didn’t in this house?
“Although,” he thought, light bulb going off, “None of them are fluent in Elvish and Klingon.”
He found his place. Andrew: the Annoying Geek.
*****
The Materialistic Demon
“Buffy, this is serious.”
“I know, Giles. We should do something about it. Soon. I should keep hunting for it.”
“Normally, I would agree. But for some reason, it keeps getting away from you.” He said with a pointed look.
She sighed. “I know. But Giles! Prada! This top was Pennys! And you know I always wanted Jimmy Choos.”
“I’m fairly certain I didn’t,” Giles replied.
“What if I kill it and *poof* they disappear?”
As Giles’ stern look, she relented. “Fine. Tell me again how to kill it.”
Giles sighed, opening the tome. “The Materialistic Demon . . .”
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Date: 2004-01-12 09:58 am (UTC)ooh! drabbles!
Date: 2004-01-12 04:11 am (UTC)These are total fun.
I want a Tiny SlayerTM! (Fits in your pocket! Goes anywhere!)
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