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The Tiny Slayer

They all watched as she paced, some shocked, some awed. Spike and Dawn were trying not to laugh.

Buffy noticed and brought her heel down. Hard.

“Ow!” Spike pouted, bringing his finger to his mouth. “That hurt.”

“Well maybe you should take this seriously.” Buffy scowled, before an evil smile graces her lips. “I would think you, more than anyone, would want to fix this,” she purred, with a quick glance to his crotch.

Spike stared at the tiny slayer pacing across the magic box table.

“Right,” Spike declared. “Willow, figure out how to get her back to normal. Now.”
*****

The Annoying Geek

Xander was the Carpenter. Confident, funny-- he was someone.

Buffy, duh, the Slayer. Like she had any question.

Willow, the Witch; Dawn, the Key. Heck, even Spike was the Sexy, Mysterious, Usually Sane Souled Vampire.

They all fit, had a purpose and Andrew so wanted to, too. He wanted to belong; bring something to the mix.

He thought about his skills. Summoning demons? Not a great contribution. He could toady, but who didn’t in this house?

“Although,” he thought, light bulb going off, “None of them are fluent in Elvish and Klingon.”

He found his place. Andrew: the Annoying Geek.
*****

The Materialistic Demon

“Buffy, this is serious.”

“I know, Giles. We should do something about it. Soon. I should keep hunting for it.”

“Normally, I would agree. But for some reason, it keeps getting away from you.” He said with a pointed look.

She sighed. “I know. But Giles! Prada! This top was Pennys! And you know I always wanted Jimmy Choos.”

“I’m fairly certain I didn’t,” Giles replied.

“What if I kill it and *poof* they disappear?”

As Giles’ stern look, she relented. “Fine. Tell me again how to kill it.”

Giles sighed, opening the tome. “The Materialistic Demon . . .”

Date: 2004-01-11 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moireach.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA! These are priceless! Hilarious, wonderful. Especially the first. :)

Date: 2004-01-11 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelchicken.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm pretty peased with these myself! I'm so glad you liked 'em!

Date: 2004-01-11 07:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elinora.livejournal.com
Very clever! I especially liked the last one.

Date: 2004-01-12 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelchicken.livejournal.com
Thanks so much! I liked the last one, too.

Date: 2004-01-11 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunbrae.livejournal.com
AC, AC, AC! She's a drabblin' machine. Oooh. (It helps if you sing along to the tune of "Dancing Machine".) You rock. Love the drabbles. :)

Date: 2004-01-12 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelchicken.livejournal.com
Hee! You so crazy! Thank you, princess. I'm glad you like 'em!

Date: 2004-01-11 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
*is enjoying your drabbles*

Date: 2004-01-12 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelchicken.livejournal.com
Thank you, dear!

ooh! drabbles!

Date: 2004-01-12 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effinfine.livejournal.com
::is fascinated by the shiny drabbles::

These are total fun.

I want a Tiny SlayerTM! (Fits in your pocket! Goes anywhere!)

Re: ooh! drabbles!

Date: 2004-01-12 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelchicken.livejournal.com
Hee! I want one, too! And a Materialistic Demon. I'll work in it - see what I can do. And thanks!

Date: 2004-01-14 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paratti.livejournal.com
Great fun.

Date: 2004-01-14 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mishamcm.livejournal.com
I love these, especially The Annoying Geek

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