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[angelchicken]

Men I attract: Old squicky slightly dirty men who hang out on street corners and in doors. They usually smell vaguely of alcohol and think lewd comments and/or gestures are quite the come on; dry cleaners.

Men I apparently don't attract: hot Brazilian twenty-four year olds who spend a half hour talking about how easy it is to have no strings attached casual sex in his country and how people will start to make out in front of people with no inhibitions.

*sigh*

In other news, I am going to the dentist tonight (I love him so) and I am getting my last cavity filled. I am also probably going to be told that I need a root canal asap.

I don't wanna root canal! /whine

It's not that it hurts or anything (uncomfortable, sure, but it's dental work. It comes with the territory) but it is really. Fucking. Expensive. Especially when I go to the guy my dentist recommends (which I will. The guy is great. He did my last one and it was fast and easy, for a root canal). I'm just annoyed and pissy. Damn, damn, damn. Damn.

And finally, a poll, based on a comment my boss made:

[Poll #199966]

Random other: Why is it every time I write a word that could be constrewed as lewd it is linking to a stupid model site (or something). It's really fucking annoying, and I can't erase it. Grr.

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[dry-witha-twist.livejournal.com]

I am also probably going to be told that I need a root canal asap.

:: cringe ::

Every time you write about your dental work I'm overcome with the urge to brush my teeth until my arm gets tired.

I hope the news isn't that bad. Maybe you'll just get off with a warning (he said hopefully).

[shadowlass.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to kick your boss? Five or six times?

[nongenius.livejournal.com]

Random other: Why is it every time I write a word that could be constrewed as lewd it is linking to a stupid model site (or something). It's really fucking annoying, and I can't erase it. Grr.

That would probably be Gator or some other fun spyware in action. My advice would be to get Ad-Aware. It'll clean off your computer of spyware stuff and hopefully get rid of the random linking.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I may have answered wrongly. I said "yes" because I know that the Superbowl is Football. But...that's all I know.