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Dear LJ Fairy,

I have been a good girl these past few months. I brushed and flossed and went to bed on time. I ate all my veggies. I read lots of fic and I updated a whole whole lot. I made polls and added many pretty Spike-based icons. And I love them all.

Please, LJ Fairy, might I have a few more months?

I will be nice to my sister and brother (sometimes) and I will read smut (often) and I will get my car fixed.

I will go out a lot and report back here on any random hook ups and I will share with the world any amusing antidotes.

So please, LJ Fairy, if you could find it in your heart. I will love you forever.

Your special girl,

AngelChicken

ps- of all of the faireesfairys fairies out there, you're my favorite :)

Squeeee!

No. Fucking. Way.

I totally didn't expect that!.

It's been - what? - a half hour since my pathetic begging for more paid account, and the LJ fairy CAME THROUGH! Oh dear Jeebus I am a happy chicken. Seriously.

Whoever you are, you wonderful person, if you want to e-mail me and let me know, I will shower you with accolades and pimp you as the greatest person who ever lived (which you totally are).

Thank you, thank you thank you!

ps- was it the toadying at the end that got you? Just curious. :)

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I think that redrover1980 must hate me because he hasn't updated "Summer Son" today.

Not that she actually knows who I am. But dude. "Summer Son" My new favorite Spuffy AU (now that Blue Horizons done).

::sniffle:: A moment of silence, please.

Okay.

Seriously, "Summer Son" is faboo. And I want more. Now.

And, in a complete non-sequitor.

I went to the dermatologist last week. I got stuff for my face. A pill and a creme. In a direct dismissal of the doctors orders I have been using the creme every day instead of every other day so my skin can get used to it.

I just noticed that I seem to be peeling.

Stupid doctor, being right.

And also- when I went to Dr. Dermatologist, he told me that I have adolescent grade acne.

Excuse me. I am 27. It's been eight years since I have been an adolescent. When I was an adolescent, I did not have moderate acne.

Who can I sue over this?